Kevin can grow a beard?

Hey, I guess he can. Now that's a hairy Kev.

Would you trust your children with this guy?

Straight out of the seventies

I call this the soul patch look

Ahh, smooth as a baby's butt. Well, actually it's a little stubbly so I would hope that a baby's butt wouldn't feel like this.
Grrrr

Oh yeah, that's the sweet stuff.